The Lane Hackers "Making the corporate weenies cry, so our kids can live in a free and just galaxy."
"The Lane Hackers are a criminal group with the technical expertise to monitor and disrupt Trade Lanes for the purpose of seizing valuable cargo. The powerful alliance between Lane Hackers, Liberty Rogues and Outcasts serves as the dominant unlawful force in Liberty space and most Independent Worlds."
Preamble
All dedicated, maniacal, professional, skilled, talented, trigger-happy and unscrupulous assassins, butchers, hotshots, killers, murderers, psycho- and sociopaths are invited to register on the Lane Hacker Job Board in order to start a demanding, diabolical, profitable, rewarding and vicious career of an executioner of various space filth, galactic trash and assorted corporate wretches to further Hacker goals and a initiate reign of terror in Liberty.
It appears that these corporate brownnosers have overstepped their bounds once again. Time to teach them a lesson they will never forget. Since they are nothing more than cockroaches that need to be squashed, it is time to call the exterminator. That is you!
* Combat vessels only. Trading vessels are exempt from blanket bounties.
* Available only for Lane Hacker Assassins and registered contractors.
Mission: Assassinate Target*
These minions of corporatocracy were on our death list for a long time. We have finally decided to assassinate their leaders who are responsible for so masterfully shilling for the commercial oligarchy in the Colonies. We are looking for a dedicated cleaner that can successfully dispose of this waste.
BAF Fleet Admiral Edmund Steiner BHG Guildmaster Thomas Ryley BPA Chief Commissioner John Steiner Commune Overlord Jared Nomak Core Guildmaster Nathan Archos Corsair Elder Juanez "El Presidente" Buonocore Corsair Elder Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron Council General Pierre LaFlamme Kempeitai High Lord Admiral Musashi Hideyoshi KNF Admiral Mochizuki Tatsuya KSP Chokan Hideaki Honda LN Fleet Admiral Jason Kazuo LPI Chief Jean Holiday LSF Director Omar Anoke Former LSF Director Christopher Murray OSI CEO Celcius Abonwood SCRA Premier Mehmed Selim UN Arbeitsdirektor Corin Frei
Update 1: Poor General Pierre LaFlamme fancied he'd rule after Charles XI. Sadly for him his reign was rather short-lived. Update 2: Huge shoutout to Marshall Keller who deposed Premier Mehmed Selim and more importantly, free of charge! Good commies always do the dirty work for free.
Mission: Destroy Ships*
Word is that there is a new infestation of scum out there. These pesky scamps are nothing more than an irritating nuisance. Serve the human kind by removing them from the pool of genes and make Darwin happy.
This job might not involve murdering the corporate smellfungus or their naval lapdogs, but it is equally vital for the Lane Hackers to continue running smoothly and efficiently. Smuggling is not to be taken lightly so only organizations with a clean background and reliable history are allowed to claim the delivery bonus. Keep in mind that all commodities should be purchased directly by a producer, no intermediaries are to be involved.
To ease the process all the needed information is presented on the following table. If your intelligence levels or your inherent mental incapabilities do not allow you to understand this table and you ask for clarification, then we reserve the right to seek employment for you with the prestigious Xenious Alliance or the Cuckold Republic since we know they are looking for like-minded morons!
Registration This bounty board is closed to new external registrants. You had your chance, and you missed it. Begone!
Remember that these are no ordinary assignments; we are looking for reliable people only. If you are a representative of an organization that is interested in working in our Job Board, contact us via the Lane Hacker Diplomatic Channel. Individuals who are willing to register on our board must submit proof of their identification, affiliation and reputation to the Lane Hacker Diplomatic Channel, and be able to document their combat achievements. This is no place for milksops!
Terms of Service
• This channel is to be used for reward claims only.
• Rewards will be paid out at least twice per month.
• Special rewards will be handed out to best contractors and contractors with the best timing.
• Edited evidence, lack of time stamps and ID scans may result in your assassination claim being rejected.
• It must be apparent from the tactical overview of the situation that you made the kill.
• On the event that the ID of a contractor's ship is changed, a notifying message should be sent to the Lane Hackers Diplomatic channel.
• Each claim must state callsign and affiliation of the target as well as the system in which the kill was made.
• The ship used for the mission must always have a positive reputation with the Lane Hackers and be hostile to targets.
• Cargo deliveries should contain evidence with time stamps from the location where the cargo was first acquired.
The Job Board will open 24 December 00:00 SMT - in one standard hour from the time of this transmission.
The first successful waste disposal event will be appreciated with a 5 million credit bonus.
Job description has been updated to explain why Lane Hackers cannot receive any rewards for assassinations.
It is possible that the most competent Lane Hackers will be allowed to receive rewards sometime in the future. That is not the case today. Please direct further inquiries to the LH Diplomatic Channel.
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The hitlist has been extended, some rewards have been doubled.
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MM~ / EDGE| / BHG| craft in Independent Worlds and Liberty except New York ~ additional 5 million credits Karaline.Steiner (Freelancer) ~ 5 million Karalynn.Steiner (Freelancer) ~ 5 million [Judge].Pharo ~ 5 million That.Could.Work (Bounty Hunter Gunship) ~ 5 million MM~Shotgun (Merc) ~ 5 million MM~Hotgum (Merc) ~ 5 million MM~Santino Finucci (Merc) ~ 5 million EDGE|Perun ~ 5 million EDGE|Mot ~ 5 million
-(Incoming Transmission -(Reaver Mercenary Company -(Johnathan"Crimson"Wilder - Company Commander
Good afternoon, members of the Lane Hackers.
Wonderful news for you, my team and I (with some uh... "hired help" managed to turn a number of EDGE to bits of scrap metal for your friends in the Junkers. I'd also like show my absolutely joy at being able to be the first mercenary to christen this bounty board.
Well, anyway. Down to business.
These first few are in Magellan, I would like to add. (I'm sure you can recognize the nebulae of your home, but everything must be in order).
EDGE|Perun - EDGE + Liberty (not NY) + Perun = 15.000.000
EDGE|Kamakshi - EDGE + Liberty (not NY) = 10.000.000
|Convoy|.HMS-Gleaves - BAF ID Gunboat in Magellan = 5.000.000
-(Incoming Transmission -(Reaver Mercenary Company -(James"Lemon"Hart - Company Grunt
Well, here's a doozy of a claim. I got [Judge].Pharo for you, and well. Dammed if it wasn't the hardest kill I've ever gotten. Took an hour of him running like a scared little girlscout, from California all the way to Texas, where he ran to Houston and circled the Mississippi trying to run until one of my disruptors set the battleship off. Oh, and he got an LN GB and bomber to shoot me to. Then, when a TF7 ship came and told us to get lost, he evaded me for the Hudson lane, but it got disrupted halfway there. Then he cruised off over 200k before turning, when I managed to nab him and finish him. Over an hour. Not exactly sure if this is worth just five million credits, but hey, it's your board...
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